Tender Meat for Tender Meat Sweepstakes

Did you know March is one of the most popular times to get a vasectomy? Jack Link’s knows that for many men, watching basketball this March is going to be a whole different ball game. We’re there for guys in times of hunger! This basketball tournament season, we’re offering vasectomy care packages for those who made the ballsy decision to go under the knife and are now benched on the couch watching the games. For those who schedule their vasectomy in March for an excuse to stay home and watch the games uninterrupted, we shout “snip snip hooray!” 

Between now and March 13, fans can enter for a chance to win one of 50 “Jack Link’s Tender Meat for Tender Meat” care packages by following @jacklinksjerky on Instagram and @jacklinks on Twitter and commenting with a scissors, meat and basketball emoji along with #tendermeatsweepstakes on the specified “Tender Meat for Tender Meat” posts. 

Each “Tender Meat for Tender Meat” care package has Jack Link’s tender meat snacks for multiple days of watching basketball post-vasectomy while their extra tender meat heals up, as well as other vasectomy recovery essentials including:  

#1. Tender meat

Forget about your tender meat with bags of Jack Link’s Teriyaki Beef Jerky, Extra Tender Original Beef Steak Strips, BBQ Tender Bites and Teriyaki Tender Bites. Your meat will thank you for enjoying this meat.  

#2. One tender meat ice pack

Keep those frozen peas in the freezer, and ice your tender meat like a champion with this tender meat-shaped ice pack.  

#3. One ball game that still functions

Make scores with balls that work with a Jack Link’s mini basketball set. 

#4. One tender meat blanket

No more kids, but snuggle up like one on the couch for four straight days with this meat-adorned blanket. 

#5. One pair of Sasquatch socks

Complete your vasectomy recovery look with a pair of special Sasquatch socks to remind you of your wild side that was bold enough to line up your vasectomy with a college basketball tournament. 

#6: One Ode to Your Load

A beautiful letter written to your tender meat from the makers of the most tender meat. 

We understand the basketball tournament is going to be a whole different ball game for you this year. On behalf of our Tender Meat For Tender Meat program, want to share with you this Ode to Your Load.  

As you mourn your load while hopefully comfy in your best sweats,  

We recommend looking the other way as they snip down the nets. 

For couch snacks, we’d recommend jerky, most certainly not nuts, 

but know that not honoring your load would be sacrilegious.  

Although your swim team was cut, we say snip snip hooray, 

We’re not kidding you; your team surely swam fast in its day. 

So while it’s perfectly normal to feel testy and glum during this recovery journey.  

Feel better because we’re sending you Jack Link’s jerky for the basketball tourney. 

Four straight days, we say reminisce about your load, celebrate it all,  

And we’ll hope your bracket doesn’t get busted just like your balls. 

And we’re not just saying this because this is a promotion, 

We know the pain your stones feel also impacts your emotions. 

That’s why we’re sending you a blanket, socks, even an ice pack, 

So ditch the frozen peas and get ready for your sack to relax. 

Back to our jerky, for you we’d choose tender  

And celebrate how your load was one to remember. 

Signed, your extra tender friends at Jack Link’s.

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